intheshadowofyggdrasil: savagemike: jasencomstock: thegreg: americas-liberty: Personal Responsibility: not just a catchphrase.  Pro-Life Message: Don’t have sex because you might get pregnant and if you get pregnant, don’t get an abortion, because there is a 1 in 300,000,000 chance that the fetus might become the best college football player in the nation. Sound argument. If your mother refused to have an abortion, how were you almost aborted? Also: Tim Tebow can have all the sex with me he wants and I promise he won’t get pregnant. Jasen I hope you mean hate-fucking. This guy is the very personification of a self-important douchebag. “Best college football player in the nation.” I laughed. How much he’s done for humanity is unreal…

intheshadowofyggdrasil:

savagemike:

jasencomstock:

thegreg:

americas-liberty:

Personal Responsibility: not just a catchphrase. 

Pro-Life Message: Don’t have sex because you might get pregnant and if you get pregnant, don’t get an abortion, because there is a 1 in 300,000,000 chance that the fetus might become the best college football player in the nation. Sound argument.

If your mother refused to have an abortion, how were you almost aborted?

Also: Tim Tebow can have all the sex with me he wants and I promise he won’t get pregnant.

Jasen I hope you mean hate-fucking. This guy is the very personification of a self-important douchebag.

“Best college football player in the nation.”

I laughed.

How much he’s done for humanity is unreal…

1 year ago
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    How much he’s done for humanity is unreal…
  6. intheshadowofyggdrasil reblogged this from savagemike and added:
    “Best college football player in the nation.” I laughed.
  7. whenitstrikesme reblogged this from savagemike and added:
    It’s the media that makes all of that annoying and in your face. He himself is just a genuine person who believes what...
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    Ugh I just looked it up because I know nothing about this dude’s life and okay look, his mother had a terrible infection...
  10. savagemike reblogged this from whenitstrikesme and added:
    All of his little public shows of prayer make him a self-important douchebag, like I said. His own Jesus said that...
  11. lifesgrandparade reblogged this from pareene and added:
    I think the lesson is never use a condom. Spread your seed. It’s like buying extra tickets to the Mega Millions.
  12. baileyeverywhere reblogged this from jasencomstock and added:
    Oh. I thought the moral of the story was “have much sex* and no abortions**, and you too could be the mother of Tim...
  13. pareene reblogged this from jasencomstock and added:
    THINK BEFORE YOU HAVE SEX! It just might end with you giving birth to rich and famous football star!!!
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    If your mother refused to have an abortion, how were you almost aborted? Tim Tebow can have all the sex with me he...
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    Pro-Life Message: Don’t have sex...you might get pregnant and
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